Merlin's Mythical Forays In The Land Of Turpitude, by Colin James

By Howard Pyle - https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=18494745

While the wizard is mixing
his potions, a few rare herbs
that thrive only in the fertile
ground beneath a dragon's anus,
please take the time to read
our brochure and note the fine
variety of vacations available.
Thankfully, the Wrexham Road
soon veers off into the countryside
where a noble assortment of Greys
administer or discourage, depending on
each individual's aesthetic tolerance.

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Colin James has a couple of chapbooks of poetry published. Dreams Of The Really Annoying from Writing Knights Press and A Thoroughness Not Deprived of Absurdity from Piski’s Porch Press and a book of poems, Resisting Probability from Sagging Meniscus Press.